gnarly-gnat:

one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

porkrub:

It’s a love story baby just say rawr XD

bubblesandbows:

cake-lyn:

there were more but i had to delete them holy shit i hate school

the title says it all i guess

“your hair is white and your skin is orange you look like an elderly woman who bathed in cheetos”

continueplease:

nbcnews:

Teen’s invention could charge your phone in 20 seconds

(Photo: Intel)

Waiting hours for a cellphone to charge may become a thing of the past, thanks to an 18-year-old high-school student’s invention. She won a $50,000 prize Friday at an international science fair for creating an energy storage device that can be fully juiced in 20 to 30 seconds.

Read the complete story.

Everybody, remember this face.
Remember this name.
If this becomes a commonly used & highly lauded discovery, at some point a White guy is going to take credit, even if he has to word it like “Improved upon a previous…”
No no no
Fuck that guy.
Remember this brown girl.
Remeeeemmmmmberrrrr

leannecswizzle:

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OMGGGG

genocidertogami:

sings along to anime opening in vaguely japanese sounding gibberish

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

theshiningd:

This what I watch when I can’t sleep at 5:00 am. This shit is incredible.