Breathe

My burps taste like Chipotle, Bacardi and the souls of my enemies

rhydonmyhardon:

kill the expression “fresh off the boat” and let it die with our generation 

whitecloverproductions:

Capricorns, woe is you!

This is Capricorn, in a twelve part series exploring female zodiac personality traits. Featuring ohsatsune!

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The series explores the lives of twelve different girls,their differences are marked by their zodiac signs.They are each faced with a break up. Each episode presents a similar scenario.The difference is in how each character reacts to the situation.Their reactions are based on the stereotypical zodiac traits.

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(via zodiacsociety)

Send me a colour

Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red
 - I love you.
Pink
 - I think you’re cute.
Blue
 - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple
 - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender
 - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine
 - We have a lot in common.
Amber
 - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog

(Source: joys-unbounded, via condom)

me with my American friend part 2

lucuha:

me: hey American friend i bought this football for you

American friend: *stops playing the banjo and cleaning their guns and drinking their soda* Oh y’all know me too well I love them good ol’ sports hell yeah 

(via rhydonmyhardon)

festeringfae:

Kristen is tired of shitty girl power movies

#people say she doesn’t show emotions#but who cares about emotions#she shows herself#shouldn’t that be good enough for anyone?

(Source: fuckyeahkristen, via takealookatyourlife)